3/12/2009

A Woman's Beauty Prayer

Posted by KCee |

~by emaleth~

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles, please no bags.
And please lift my butt before it sags.

Please no age spots, please no gray.
And as for my belly, please take it away.

Please keep me healthy, please keep me young!
And thank you Dear Lord for all that you've done.


Beauty Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!'

TGIF everyone! ^^,


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6 comments:

Sienna said...

that was funny!!!

Insanely Chay is.... said...

Almost fell out of my chair laughing. Even though it is funny I know that there is truth to it too.Good one.Keep them coming.

tidymom said...

LOL I LOVE it!!

~TidyMom

ChinkyGirLMeL said...

hehehehe...this is so cute

UPrinting said...

LOL!
Who prays this prayer?
Though I have to say my prayer consists mainly of wishing that my pimples would all be gone.
Seriously... please let them be gone! :D

torrent download said...

That was one marvellous prayer.. stay beautiful.

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